Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Zombies! Limp for your lives!

Today started out overcast and in the 60's.  My first thought was, "perfect day for the zombie apocalypse -- looks like the UK in Shaun of the Dead.
Last night I was thinking.  What do people like me do when they show up.  Maybe that is why Florida has that "stand your ground law", because that is all those old folks will be able to do.  We are doomed.  If I make it to the car I could drive.  I could find my way north, although if my family is in the car I would be in trouble, as I would totally stress out and seize, like when Barbara, Anna, and I went to Bard in that huge storm that washed out the Thruway.  But if we split up, they would be doomed as none of them have any sense of direction.  Alex pointed out that our house has too many windows to be easily defensible, and we have no firearms.  I would have to send them to someone who could actually help them, probably David.  I used to be the one who was the go-to guy in an emergency.  Sorry :)

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